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Art Buchwald Quotes

American - Journalist | October 20, 1925 - January 17, 2007

Tax reform is taking the taxes off things that have been taxed in the past and putting taxes on things that haven't been taxed before.

Past Tax Taxes In The Past Things

You can't make up anything anymore. The world itself is a satire. All you're doing is recording it.

World Society Doing You Up Anything

I worship the quicksand he walks in.

Worship Walks He Quicksand

Television has a real problem. They have no page two.

Problem Television Page Real Two

Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got.

Time Best Worst Got Only Only Time

A bad liver is to a Frenchman what a nervous breakdown is to an American. Everyone has had one and everyone wants to talk about it.

American Bad Nervous Talk Liver

The powder is mixed with water and tastes exactly like powder mixed with water.

Water Like Powder Mixed Tastes

Every time you think television has hit its lowest ebb, a new program comes along to make you wonder where you thought the ebb was.

Time Think Thought You Television

The buffalo isn't as dangerous as everyone makes him out to be. Statistics prove that in the United States more Americans are killed in automobile accidents than are killed by buffalo.

Statistics Dangerous Prove More Out

Have you ever seen a candidate talking to a rich person on television?

Rich Talking You Television Person

I always wanted to get into politics, but I was never light enough to make the team.

Light Politics Team Enough Never

If you attack the establishment long enough and hard enough, they will make you a member of it.

Enough Long You Will Hard Attack

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