Two wrongs may not make a right, but a thousand wrongs make a writer.
Dennis Miller
Recitation: by Male by Female
I didn't know who she was, but I knew she was hungry, so I started handing out $100 bills and called the office and told them to bring me a bunch more. Then I had my cousin's store deliver a bunch of smoked ham and turkeys. I mean, these people are hungry and living under a bridge.
Joe Jamail
PeopleMeBridgeKnowLivingOffice
Like measles, the reading bug is best caught when you are young.
John Niven
BestReadingYouYoungCaughtBug
Philadelphians are intensely loyal. They don't switch teams even when the Sixers lose by 63 points or the Phillies finish last in the NL East.
Steve Capus
LoseFinishLoyalLastEvenSwitch
With other people, you're always swapping music. Somebody is always listening to something you've never heard. It's a great way to hear all sorts of new things.
Tracy Chapman
MusicGreatNew ThingsPeopleYou
I never like to make plans. It's nice to just hang.
Tom Hiddleston
NicePlansNeverHangJustLike
When I get on stage, I try to win my pay: to please and that people leave satisfied... being seductive has given me good results.
Romeo Santos
GoodPeopleMeWinResultsTry
I cannot bear the responsibility for one drop of blood.
Mohamed ElBaradei
ResponsibilityBloodBearDrop
I get emotionally spent answering questions about my dead father and my criminal friends and my upbringing in a hippie environment in a marginalized community.
Lukas Forchhammer
FatherCommunityFriendsQuestions
I was going to buy a book on hair loss, but the pages kept falling out.
Jay London
HairBookLossFallingOutBuy
It's hard to build a brand, competitively, and tell people what you do as well.
Jay Chiat
PeopleBrandYouBuildHardTell
Women rule the world. It's not really worth fighting because they know what they're doing. Ask Napoleon. Ask Adam. Ask Richard Burton or Richie Sambora. Many a man has crumbled.
Jon Bon Jovi
WomenManWorldFightingDoingKnow
Honest, I listen to classical mostly. It keeps my mind fresh to write rock songs.
Don Dokken
MindRockListenWriteFreshHonest
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