Dominic Holland Quotes

I just talk about the funny things in my life, and the idea is that my observations reflect the lives of my audience - so people are really laughing at themselves. This is the theory, anyway, and I am aware that in print, that it doesn't appear to be very funny. But it is, and I am definitely funny.

Dominic Holland

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LifeFunnyI AmPeopleMy LifeTalk

The fact of the matter is, most of our orders are not supersized. Less than five per cent are supersized - that's never mentioned. The whole issue has been supersized itself.

Jim Cantalupo

MatterNeverWholeFiveBeenFact

Whether you are a man or a woman, when you're loved, you look good and are happier.

Jessica Jung

GoodWomanManLovedYouLook

First rate mathematicians choose first rate people, but second rate mathematicians choose third rate people.

Andre Weil

PeopleChooseFirstMathematicians

I do what I want to do.

Melvin Van Peebles

Want

Every child growing up will look to their parents, my mother and my father. My grandmother lived with us. I picked up quite a bit of family lore and history from her, which was interesting.

John Hume

FamilyFatherMotherHistoryParents

I'm a head coach. I'm not a politician, an activist, or an expert on societal issues.

Jeff Fisher

CoachExpertHeadPoliticianIssues

I think it quite likely that we are the only civilization within several hundred light years; otherwise we would have heard radio waves.

Stephen Hawking

LightWavesThinkCivilizationRadio

Barcelona and Real Madrid wingers, these are the big players at the big clubs and you have to watch them. They are at a top level. I'm not going to say they inspire me, but I take things from them.

Riyad Mahrez

MeInspireYouSayTopReal

Before I go to bed, I've got to hit my situps and pushups. While I'm watching a TV show, I do pushups. I even watch 'SpongeBob' still, so there we go.

Rob Gronkowski

BedGoWatchingWatchGotShow

Truth may be stretched, but cannot be broken, and always gets above falsehood, as does oil above water.

Miguel de Cervantes

TruthWaterBrokenOilAlwaysMay

The federal government... knows how to put a missile in someone's room half way around the world with technology. Why don't we use some of that technology to save some lives here in America?

Michael Nutter

TechnologyGovernmentWorldSomeone

The scariness of manhood to males may be symbolically seen in the many stories of indigenous Australian boys who ran away and hid in the bush as the time of initiation approached.

Michael Leunig

TimeSeenMayManhoodIndigenous

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