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Don Rickles Quotes

To this day, if you gave me $1,000, I really can't stand up - You can tell a joke. You're a good storyteller and a good joke teller.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: May 8, 1926 - April 6, 2017

Topics

Good Day Me Stand Up Stand You

We have reduced sales tax on food. Now we want it eliminated.

Food Tax Now Want Sales Reduced

There is strength in numbers, but organizing those numbers is one of the great challenges.

Strength Great Challenges Organizing

Without a family, man, alone in the world, trembles with the cold.

Family Alone Man World Cold Without

Scientists suggest that the link between consuming poultry and cancer spread may be due to carcinogens in cooked meat. For unknown reasons, these carcinogens build up more in the muscles of chickens and turkeys than in those of other animals.

Animals Build Unknown More Meat Up

Brain: an apparatus with which we think we think.

Brain Think Which Apparatus

I worked probably 25 years by myself, just writing and working, not trying to publish much, not giving readings.

Myself Writing Giving Trying Years

We have new rules that give shareholders the ability to vote on executive compensation. We have new rules for asset-backed securities. We have new rules around credit rating agencies.

Credit Rules New Vote Ability Give

In Australia, it's people from Asian countries who most often recognise me. There are often people just looking at me at the supermarket, like they're shocked to think I would go to the supermarket.

People Me Looking Think Australia

I think sandals should be burnt. I hate them - purge them!

Hate Think Purge I Think Should

Living in continual chaos is exhausting, frightening. The catch is that it's also very addictive.

Chaos Living Catch Very Addictive

The most fun is getting paid to learn things.

Fun Learn Things Paid Most Getting

Get excited and enthusiastic about you own dream. This excitement is like a forest fire - you can smell it, taste it, and see it from a mile away.

Fire Forest You Dream Excitement

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