Johnny Vegas Quotes

I came back from university thinking I knew all about politics and racism, not knowing my dad had been one of the youngest-serving Labour councillors in the town and had refused to work in South Africa years ago because of the situation there. And he's never mentioned it - you just find out. That's a real man to me. A sleeping lion.

Johnny Vegas

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: comedian
  • Nationality: british
  • Birth: September 11, 1971

Topics

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If you want to make a dangerous man your friend, let him do you a favor.

Joe E. Lewis

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Men show their character in nothing more clearly than what they think laughable.

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

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But I think the - what the tea party movement demonstrates, and I think the, the, the enthusiasm that we're seeing from independents and Republicans, is that if Washington isn't going to change itself, then we're going to change Washington. And I think that's what we're seeing.

John Cornyn

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I would never heckle someone. That's why I think I'm so interested in someone that would.

John Oliver

ThinkSomeoneWhyNeverWould

Financially, I'm fine. But it's good to work. I'm not capable of doing nothing.

Anita Pallenberg

WorkGoodDoingNothingCapable

I've seen few things more depressing than the end-of-season Giants-Padres series in 2001 in which Barry Bonds hit his 68th homer of the year while a .227-hitting, rapidly fossilizing Rickey Henderson staggered like a delirious marathoner toward 3,000 hits.

Stephen Rodrick

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Empathy goes a long way, for sure. We cannot have healthy, loving, mutually respectful relationships without it. But we're not psychic. At least I'm not. And intuition can only take you so far, especially when a person's sense of safety, comfort, and self-worth hangs in the balance.

Tony Goldwyn

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Promoting a stock is like making a movie. You've got to have stars, props, and a good script.

Robert Friedland

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I kind of grew up on musicals, specifically, for whatever reason. They're something that really attracted me as a child.

Rob Marshall

ChildMeKindReasonWhateverUp

Feminism isn't about hating men. It's about challenging the absurd gender distinctions that boys and girls learn from childhood and carry into their adult lives.

Robert Webb

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At 49, I find it a little bit difficult to run these days. I've got grade four tears in both Achilles, shin splints, I got no cartilage the toes in my right foot, I've got bone marrow edemas under both knees, I've got one degenerating hip - that's the problem you get.

Russell Crowe

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Slavery is nothing to joke about. The history of this nation's involvement with slavery is nothing to pass off in a joke.

Douglas Wilder

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