Jonathan Krisel Quotes

I know comedy; I know how to do crazy, off-the-wall stuff that makes me laugh out loud.

Jonathan Krisel

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I give so much pleasure to so many people. Why can I not get some pleasure for myself?

John Belushi

MyselfPeopleWhyPleasureGiveGet

I would love to have twins. I think there's something nice about having two babies, and they're there for each other their whole entire life.

Mel B

LifeLoveThinkNiceTwoTwins

The reality is, the United States has global interests. Our defense budget is about the same as the defense budgets or military budgets of every other country in the world put together.

Robert M. Gates

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When other little girls wanted to be ballet dancers I kind of wanted to be a vampire.

Angelina Jolie

Little GirlsKindVampireDancers

Some people don't like the 'comeback' because that suggests they went somewhere, which they didn't. That isn't what I mean. In my mind, people were doing well, and then they went right down, and they made a comeback. It's not that they went anywhere. It's that their fortunes went way down, and then they came back.

John Ralston Saul

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When you have a kid, money matters.

Tony Parsons

MoneyYouMattersKid

Your job as a director is to study the show, understand the show, understand the vibe, the tone, the characters.

Miriam Shor

JobUnderstandDirectorStudyTone

I'm on stage 13. I'm at that can't-be-replaced stage. The transformation I've been through personally with my wife is amazing, but having two girls and a boy, man, that's the painful stuff.

Dierks Bentley

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Reduce the layers of management. They put distance between the top of an organization and the customers.

Donald Rumsfeld

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When we torture people, even if we win the battle, we've already lost the war for hearts and minds. Especially our own.

Dean Ornish

WarPeopleWinBattleLostMinds

I like going into places that you never know what you're going to find because you can go in with no ideas and leave with thousands.

Bobby Berk

IdeasYouFindGoKnowNever

At places like Chelsea, often the garden displays are so big and grand that you'd never be able to have them at home.

Anton du Beke

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