Bands on tour are very good cultivators of what's the avant-garde of comedy.
Jonathan Krisel
Recitation: by Male by Female
I like the purity of stand-up because it is all about whether people laugh at your jokes. Either they laugh or they don't.
Jo Brand
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For a long time, we've worked on detecting planets with whatever was at hand, making use of existing small telescopes or even amateur telescopes. It's time to move on to the next stage.
Andrew Gould
TimeSpaceSmallLongLong Time
I can't give into hate. It's too great a burden to bear. I have to stick with love.
Meghan McCain
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In my stand-up, I generally improvise from an outline.
Jeff Garlin
ImproviseOutlineStand-UpGenerally
One of my pleasures is observing people's behavior and pointing out the inconsistencies that we all sort of have at the center of our lives.
Stephen McCauley
PeopleBehaviorOutCenterObserving
If you believe in astrology, I'm a Virgo, so I'm very controlling; I'm very neat, and I'm very organized.
Trisha Yearwood
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I got really good at negotiating from a place of weakness.
Travis Kalanick
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I must admit that I was in total awe of Stewart Granger. He was my idol.
Roger Moore
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And I like the look on people's faces when I say I'm doing this movie called Pride and Prejudice and they kind of smile, and then I say I'm in a movie called Doom and they kind of do a double take and try and put the two things together. And they never quite manage to.
Rosamund Pike
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I like a lot of soul, but I also put a lot of folk into what I do.
Michael Kiwanuka
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Even though Bandos is one of the biggest islands in the Maldives, it only takes 20 minutes to walk round. All it has are some chalets and a little harbour centre with three restaurants and a bar. The food is magnificent.
Dominic Holland
FoodWalkThreeBarLittleMinutes
I wanted to have no ribs. I wore what was called a waist-nipper in those days. My mother made it. It's a piece of rubber band I wore around to hold my rib cage in. I don't know why I always loved that. I guess I was a glutton for punishment. I think I was born one of those people who loved swords and fought in armor.
Debbie Reynolds
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