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Jo Brand Quotes

I like the purity of stand-up because it is all about whether people laugh at your jokes. Either they laugh or they don't.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: british
Birth: July 23, 1957

Topics

People Laugh Jokes Purity Because

I get bored real easy. I'm so used to L.A. and the pace that when I go home now I start thinking, 'Something's not right, something's not feelin' right.' I just gotta do what I gotta do in Oklahoma and get back to the fast-paced city.

Home City Start Thinking Easy Back

Is it possible to succeed without any act of betrayal?

Succeed Betrayal Possible Without

Interest groups are not the same as individuals. Through false nostalgia for the New Deal, you are taking the younger generation hostage. They are the ones who are going to have to pay far greater taxes. They are the future's forgotten men.

Future Men Generation You Nostalgia

It would have been a helluva lot more fun if I had not hit those sixty-one home runs.

Home Fun More Been Would Hit

The marvelous thing about a joke with a double meaning is that it can only mean one thing.

Meaning Mean Joke Double One Thing

If you listen, you'll learn. If you talk over each other, you don't accomplish anything.

Learn You Accomplish Talk Listen

Virtue rejects facility to be her companion. She requires a craggy, rough and thorny way.

Michel de Montaigne

Way Virtue She Her Companion Rough

Even though I'll do finger warm-ups that go up and down the neck to build up my chops and dexterity, I never, ever sit around and practice the actual licks I'm gonna play live. If you do, then you'll be all worried about the complexity of getting the fingering right and everything else about it, as opposed to the feel.

Dimebag Darrell

Live Practice Feel You Down Play

Maths is fundamentally a different process in education than it is in the real world. There is an insistence that we do maths by hand when most of it is done by computers. The idea that you have to do everything by hand before you can operate a computer is nonsense.

Education World Computers Process

After kids, the desire to improve as an actor remains, but time becomes hugely important. I want to do good work and do it well but then be at home. I love hanging out with my children, seeing how they behave, and stealing ideas off them. You can't do that if you're in a hotel, on a plane, or a film set. It's not real life.

Life Work Love Good Home Children

Be able to tell whether garments that look good on the hanger actually look good on you.

Marilyn vos Savant

Good You Look Tell Able Actually

Obviously, education is hugely important, along with healthcare. They're the basics and you're hurting your own country if you don't pour money into them.

Education Money You Healthcare Own

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