Jon Glaser Quotes

I'm sort of known in the comedy community as 'Smooth Sailing,' just 'cause everything always goes great. I've always had success at every turn.

Jon Glaser

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: actor
  • Nationality: american
  • Birth: June 20, 1968

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I love listening to things like those wonderful piano pieces of Stockhausen. It's just not my thing as a composer or performer, and thank goodness we're not obliged to be Modernist any more.

Stephen Hough

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My style is black. It's hip-hop. It's who I am.

Stuart Scott

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What a distressing contrast there is between the radiant intelligence of the child and the feeble mentality of the average adult.

Sigmund Freud

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Tennis is so competitive. I guess that's the way it has to be.

Monica Seles

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When I grew up in the Bronx, we always had everyone telling us, 'Watch out for the system, watch out for child welfare, watch out, they'll get you,' and I grew up with this feeling of, 'Society is over there and they're dangerous and not safe.'

Liz Murray

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My standup is observational, but it's self-observational, and it's self-deprecating, definitely.

Chelsea Handler

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The vast upheaval of the World War set in motion forces that will either destroy civilization or raise mankind to undreamed of heights of human welfare and prosperity.

Arthur Henderson

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We must teach our children to resolve their conflicts with words, not weapons.

William J. Clinton

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I told my father I had to try political science for a year. He thought I was throwing my life away.

Paul Wolfowitz

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Realizing that the majority of kids that get molested feel that it is their fault, along with shame, those kids have no idea what to say or do to try to report anything, and add that with the lack of education, it is a complete recipe for disaster that leads to non-reporting of molestation.

Sherri Shepherd

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Whenever an individual or a business decides that success has been attained, progress stops.

Thomas J. Watson

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Opponents confront us continually, but actually there is no opponent there. Enter deeply into an attack and neutralize it as you draw that misdirected force into your own sphere.

Morihei Ueshiba

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