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Chelsea Handler Quotes

My standup is observational, but it's self-observational, and it's self-deprecating, definitely.

Chelsea Handler

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: February 25, 1975

Topics

Self-Deprecating Definitely Standup

I don't feel competitive toward other actors. I'm competitive with myself.

Myself Feel Competitive Other Toward

Simply restricting portions of the same disease-causing foods does not resolve the symptoms of toxic hunger.

Toxic Same Resolve Hunger Simply

I know that we will be judged in history by not only how we disrupt terrorism but how we protect the civil liberties and constitutional rights of all Americans, even Americans who don't wish us well. We must do all these things exceptionally well.

History Wish Know Terrorism Protect

But in practice, if often comes down to not suffering a loss as big as the huge gain you made a while ago.

Practice Suffering Loss You Down

It's become uncool to play other people's songs, and that's absurd. It has got to change. It's the reason why everything's so mediocre.

Steven Van Zandt

Change People Play Why Become Got

I gotta follow my heart. It ain't football. If football made me complete, I would play. But whenever I think of it, my heart pulls me away from whatever reason... This means I'm done.

Rolando McClain

Heart Football Me Think Play Done

I've a great family, two children to take care of. Then, of course, I do commentary for TV. I do speak about various women's issues around the world - like LGBT, motivational speeches. I have a lot on my plate right now. But eventually, yes, I would like to pass on the knowledge and something that I would like to do.

Martina Navratilova

Motivational Family Women Children

This is my life: it's an easy life. It's not complicated.

Life My Life Easy Complicated

If you ask the typical two- or three-year-old or a teenager what a robot is, they will think about a humanoid that does my homework for me or walks the dog. When I go and talk to kids and pull out the Roomba, it's not this big 'Wow!' moment.

Dog Moment Me Think Homework You

We can bring positive energy into our daily lives by smiling more, talking to strangers in line, replacing handshakes with hugs, and calling our friends just to tell them we love them.

Positive Love Daily Energy Talking

The First Amendment is very important, but it's not everything.

Important First Amendment First Very

I don't go out a lot, as I like to stay in. I often go for dinners with my girlfriend, and I love to see movies at the cinema, but I don't understand them.

Anthony Martial

Love Cinema Go Movies Understand

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