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Jasper Carrott Quotes

There is no way in my right mind I would contemplate running 26 miles-plus unless it involved a chase with Pamela Anderson.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: english
Birth: March 14, 1945

Topics

Mind Way Right Involved Chase Would

My view is that good community management is like having good municipal government: You should be able to have dissenting opinions and so on, freedom of speech, but your grandmother should also be able to walk down the street at night without having to worry about getting mugged.

Good Community Freedom Walk Night

'Borne,' in a weird way, even though it's a totally different universe, picks up where the 'Southern Reach Trilogy' leaves off, because it's post-apocalyptic.

Jeff Vandermeer

Universe Weird Reach Way Up Off

My argument has always been that this is not an anti-Bush film, it's a pro-democracy film. And if Bush comes out on the wrong side of democracy, that's his problem.

Democracy Problem Wrong Argument Out

Journalists, who are skeptical to begin with, simply do not like to be lied to or made fools of.

Fools Begin Who Like Made Simply

To be honest with you, I am passionate about all the people out there who want to know Jesus, they want to know God, and they are sick of a system that is hung up on a bunch of things that have nothing to do with the love of God.

Love God I Am People Sick You

It feels good, pouring your heart out over something, and then all of a sudden people are getting inspired.

Good Heart People Over Out Inspired

We toured that record for a year, which turned out to be the culmination of ten years of being constantly on the road. We were sick to death of touring.

Death Sick Road Year Ten Years Out

I've had tons of odd jobs, but I think that I would probably be a fireman because you get to see the results of your job. You get there and there is a house on fire. You leave and there's not a fire anymore.

Fire Job Think You House Results

I have a shrink in New York and a shrink in Arizona, just in case. You never know when you will have a breakdown.

Lisa Lampanelli

New York You New Know Will Never

The conditions were terrible. The farmworkers were only earning about 70 cents an hour at that time - 90 cents was the highest wage that they were earning. They didn't have toilets in the fields; they didn't have cold drinking water. They didn't have rest periods. People worked from sunup to sundown. It was really atrocious.

Time Water People Cold Rest Earning

I started to watch 'Play for Today' and plays like 'Cathy Come Home,' and Kenneth Branagh's 'Billy' trilogy in the 1980s, which took us into the world of the Belfast family. As a kid in Luton, how was I ever going to know that world otherwise?

Family Home Today World Play Know

The tension between the Capulets and the Montagues is like a gang rivalry, and that has everything to do with Compton.

Gang Everything Rivalry Tension Like

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