Joshua Cohen Quotes

English, unlike Hebrew, is read from left to right - as are clocks. The concepts of clockwise and counterclockwise are universal, irrespective of alphabet.

Joshua Cohen

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When you sell cars in the U.S., it forces you to be the most competitive.

Anand Mahindra

YouCompetitiveSellForcesMost

I had a bet with Gordon Kane of Michigan University that the Higgs particle wouldn't be found.

Stephen Hawking

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Next to my mom, I'm actually a shrinking violet.

Stephen A. Schwarzman

MomNextVioletActuallyShrinking

I have an A rating from the NRA.

Ronnie Musgrove

NRARating

People can be really mean - they say the most vicious things.

Rutina Wesley

PeopleSayMeanThey SayThings

Anti-Americanism from abroad would not be such a problem if Americans were united in standing up for their own country.

Dinesh D'Souza

ProblemCountryUpOwnStanding

I think it's more fun to grow to love characters who are flawed than it is to present perfect characters. Perfect characters aren't very funny. Certainly my friends are a strange, intense bunch of people, and people's families drive them crazy, but challenging relationships are always more rewarding.

Christopher McCulloch

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I am very conservative. I don't invest in anything that is risky. If someone comes to me with a project idea, I let them risk their money, not mine.

Claudia Schiffer

MoneyI AmMeSomeoneConservative

I don't love comedy but I can watch someone who's kind of interesting forever. I think a waitress who's having a bad day is a lot more fun than Robin Williams doing forty minutes of material.

Bruce McCulloch

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Writing in a diary is a really strange experience for someone like me. Not only because I've never written anything before, but also because it seems to me that later on neither I nor anyone else will be interested in the musings of a thirteen-year-old schoolgirl.

Anne Frank

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The first glass is for myself, the second for my friends, the third for good humor, and the forth for my enemies.

William Temple

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The only person I never made a hat for was my mother because my mother didn't really - she preferred to make her own hats. I mean, she was intrigued by everything, but she didn't want one of my hats. She made her own.

Philip Treacy

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