Bruce McCulloch Quotes

I don't love comedy but I can watch someone who's kind of interesting forever. I think a waitress who's having a bad day is a lot more fun than Robin Williams doing forty minutes of material.

Bruce McCulloch

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: actor
  • Nationality: canadian
  • Birth: May 12, 1961

Topics

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I am very proud of who I am and what I've been able to do and accomplish for my constituents.

Jim Gray

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I've never been one of those programmers that works effectively on short amounts of sleep. I've always needed eight hours.

John Carmack

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I like files. I like editing a CSS file without necessarily having to edit an HTML file. I like fixing a problem by replacing a corrupted file with a clean one. Maybe I'm set in my ways, but I don't consider it a hardship to open a folder or replace a file.

Jeffrey Zeldman

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I went to play in Brazil when I had just turned 18 and was the world's top junior player. I got to the airport, and no one knew who I was. I couldn't speak any Portuguese, and no one spoke English. Then someone said something that resembled 'tennis,' and I went with that.

John McEnroe

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Why couldn't Obama have picked somebody respectable as his running mate, you know, like John Kerry did?

Ann Coulter

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No offense to Iceland, but Latin America is where the fugitive leaker Edward Snowden should settle.

Stephen Kinzer

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For a war correspondent to miss an invasion is like refusing a date with Lana Turner.

Robert Capa

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All my jabs, they're all different. I have a million different jabs.

Rose Namajunas

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You're a constant student, as a musician.

Joshua Bell

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I went through this very serious Woody Allen phase in college and a little bit after college. I still see his movies.

Josh Radnor

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I think, fundamentally, the core of everything I do is punk rock.

CM Punk

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Behind the scenes, I'm friends with everyone at work, but without a doubt, my best friend is Bray Wyatt. The man pretty much brought me into the industry when they tagged me up with The Wyatt Family; it was my seventh match I'd ever had. I didn't know the difference between a headlock and a beetle throw.

Braun Strowman

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