Lisa Lampanelli Quotes

A roast is really an honor. If they picked me to be roasted, I'd be the most flattered I'd be in my life. If I could pick some people to roast, I'd pick my heroes, Don Rickles and Howard Stern. Those are the people I'd like to give some honor to.

Lisa Lampanelli

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LifePeopleMeHonorMy LifeHeroes

Some days you have it; some days you don't.

Max Aaron

YouDaysSome

As an actor, you need everything you can get to be truly scary and truly memorable.

Robert Englund

YouMemorableActorNeedEverything

Before you can win, you have to believe you are worthy.

Mike Ditka

WinBelieveYouWorthyBefore

In the amount of time it takes to microwave a TV dinner, you can put something much tastier on the table, I promise.

Michael Pollan

TimeDinnerYouTableSomethingTV

Old cookbooks connect you to your past and explain the history of the world.

Jose Andres

HistoryPastWorldYouOldExplain

The mistake people that want to be actors make is to move to New York or L.A. right away. But it's like... go act somewhere first. Be an actor. A story is a story, and an audience is an audience, no matter where you're doing it.

Conrad Ricamora

MistakeNew YorkPeopleStoryDoing

My goal is always to get better every day. No one will ever outwork me. That's how it will always be for me. That will never change.

Antonio Brown

ChangeDayMeBetterEvery DayGoal

I think fashion is a lot of fun. I love clothes. More than fashion or brand labels, I love design. I love the thought that people put into clothes. I love when clothes make cultural statements and I think personal style is really cool. I also freely recognize that fashion should be a hobby.

Anne Hathaway

LoveStyleFunPeopleCoolFashion

We have spent so many years looking at images of another beauty ideal and so many years taking in magazine covers and films that represent a beauty standard that we'll never meet. People don't realize that there are makeup artists and hairstylists behind the scenes - even in something as simple as a 'candid' Instagram photo.

Philomena Kwao

BeautySimplePeopleCandidMakeup

The undertaking of a new action brings new strength.

Richard L. Evans

InspirationalStrengthActionNew

My working method has always been, 'Work really hard and get it right the first time.'

Richard Linklater

WorkTimeFirst TimeFirstRight

Eight minutes past the hour here in Belgium - and presumably eight minutes past the hour everywhere in the world.

Murray Walker

PastWorldHereMinutesEightHour

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