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Lisa Lampanelli Quotes

I lost over 100 pounds, so I'm even angrier than ever. I don't stuff my feelings anymore with food. Skinny girls are funny.

Lisa Lampanelli

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: July 19, 1961

Topics

Funny Food Feelings Lost Over Stuff

The scars and stains of racism are still deeply embedded in the American society.

Racism Society American Scars Still

We just stuck to what we did best. Maybe that's why people plug into us and go 'They never change.' We're reliable. A bit like old shoes.

Change Shoes Best People Go Why

I found a discarded textbook on calculus in a wastebasket and read it from cover to cover.

Found Read Calculus Cover Discarded

I like the Stooges. You know what movie I saw that I sort of discovered late was Jerry Lewis in 'The Nutty Professor'. I really liked that.

You Late Know Professor Saw Like

Men and women are different: we have different tendencies, skills, and behaviors. This should be accepted and fostered, not demonized. Because the end result is simply more effeminate men and more masculine women. Who wants that?

Milo Yiannopoulos

Women Men End Result Skills More

I'm excited to see the growth in women's cycling, and I think the Women's Tour has had a really positive impact on that change.

Lizzie Armitstead

Positive Change Growth Women Think

People create from different places. Some love to create from a tortured place, some from a joyful place. And when I feel like I'm a 5-year-old kid in my backyard playing pretend, that's when I'm happiest.

Love People Feel Place Create Kid

I'm kind of proud of being a love child.

Love Child Proud Kind Being

You put on the military outfit, and it definitely tightens everything up and makes you stand up straighter.

Diego Klattenhoff

Stand Up Stand You Outfit Military

We owe our troops more than rhetoric; we owe them a real plan. The Administration has yet to put forward a strategy for achieving stability in Iraq, ending the conflict, and handing over sovereignty to the people of Iraq and the new Iraqi government.

Government People Conflict Forward

I play football because I love the game and I put everything into it.

Love Football Game Play Everything

Talking about the body getting old, there's a sadness to it in a way.

Sadness Talking Body Getting Old Way

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