Lisa Lampanelli Quotes

Insult comedy has been around forever. I can make fun of people, and they won't get mad at me.

Lisa Lampanelli

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There are so many happy memories that will be made. You just have to live long enough to get to them.

Joel Burns

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Convent - a place of retirement for women who wish for leisure to meditate upon the sin of idleness.

Ambrose Bierce

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I always try to attack the most honest issues I can in my comedy.

Mike Birbiglia

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I was nice and well-mannered because I was taught manners. I was very imaginative and quite adventurous. I was a tomboy, and I was always jealous that my older brother Hugh had bigger toy aeroplanes than me. I was always playing with boys' toys; I don't remember owning any dolls.

Diana Rigg

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Anyone who does stand-up comedy can agree that doing a late-night spot is a dream of theirs.

Phoebe Robinson

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You have to give them something where they walk away and say, 'I want more of that.' To create something like that, you have to take them on a journey. So the live show is very important to us; we've been working on that a lot.

Tyler Joseph

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I think yellow journalism is something that appears everywhere, in the underdeveloped and developed worlds alike.

Mario Vargas Llosa

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In a lot of ways, TV writing taught me how to be a good storyteller. I learned about dialogue, scenes, moving the plot forward.

Maria Semple

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As an actor, you can do everything. I grew up in the theater, and you could do a musical, a comedy, a tragedy.

Mark Ruffalo

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I didn't know any successful actors in Kenya, so I felt like I could get away with going to college to study film more easily than I could with saying, 'I want to be an actor.' That's what I did.

Lupita Nyong'o

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Everything is always grungy in England, no? It's like a little shibboleth of the upper class, wearing something out of your grandfather's trunk.

Leon Max

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Could you imagine if the U.N. had endorsed the war in Iraq, what our reputation would be like?

Kofi Annan

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