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Loni Love Quotes

I've seen Don Rickles up at the Montreal Comedy Festival. Don Rickles was doing jokes in a wheelchair, and he was headlining a show. Do you think they would let a woman do that?

Loni Love

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: July 12, 1971

Topics

Woman Think Comedy Doing You Jokes

I want to be a dad. That's floating to the top of my list. I think it's such an important thing. I'm at the age where everyone has kids, and I ask them, 'Is it like a puppy?' And they go, 'It's 10 times a puppy.'

Jimmy Fallon

Age Think Go Important Want Top

Led Zeppelin isn't done yet, quite clearly, because every year since 1968 there's been new fans.

Jimmy Page

Year New Done Clearly Fans Been

Therefore, until the day I die, I am going to do what I can, regardless of the cost to me, to try to stop this awful corruption that is destroying our beloved democracy.

John Jay Hooker

Day I Am Me Democracy Corruption

How do you play someone in a movie? How do you do that? It's impossible - unless you know how. How do you cut somebody open and take out their appendix and sew them back up and watch them get well? That's impossible - unless you know how.

Tommy Lee Jones

Impossible Someone You Back Play Up

I'm a very serious person.

Tom Ford

Person Serious Very

I love my homeland, but it's an absurd country. Politics in the Philippines is like spectator sports!

Miguel Syjuco

Love Sports Politics Country Absurd

When we watch courtroom dramas, we tend to identify with the kindhearted defense attorney, but give us the power, and we become like hanging judges.

Jon Ronson

Power Become Judges Hanging Watch

Success is not forever and failure isn't fatal.

Don Shula

Success Failure Forever Success Is

To stabilize the nation's public-employee pension systems and to prevent federal taxpayers from being billed for failed pension funds, I have introduced the Public Employee Pension Transparency Act in Congress.

Devin Nunes

Transparency Congress Employee Nation

Pneumococcal disease is a real threat. Pneumococcal disease is a bacterial infection that causes anything from middle ear infection to pneumonia to meningitis. Children are particularly vulnerable to it, but adults can get pneumococcal disease themselves.

Anthony Fauci

Children Real Anything Get Middle

The most that somebody in Mexico City will get paid for a job in construction is 100 pesos a day.

Alma Guillermoprieto

Day Job City Construction Will Paid

A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool.

William Shakespeare

Fool Man Wise Wise Man Knows Thinks