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Milton Berle Quotes

They've finally comes up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: July 12, 1908 - March 27, 2002

Topics

Mistake Perfect Office Up Computer

I think it was when I realised I could talk anybody into doing just about anything I wanted them to.

Think Doing Talk Anything Just Them

I believe we are going to move into a situation where the more effective conferences will be smaller, more specialized, more focused, with occasional large gatherings to get the attention of the larger world.

World Believe Attention Situation

They say 'Ted Cruz can't win.' Really? Have you talked to Ted?

Win You Say They Say Really Cruz

I came out of the womb dancing.

Dancing Out I Came Womb Came

In my experience, with very few exceptions - I am, as it happens, one of the exceptions - the one thing that most editors don't want to do is edit. It's not nearly as conducive to a successful career as having lunch out with important agents or going to meetings where you get noticed.

Experience I Am Lunch Meetings You

I go out and date people, but I don't have that relationship, where you know, I'm like Jennifer Lopez, like I'm going to get married.

Relationship People You Go Know Out

There are no small parts. Only small actors.

Small Only Parts

I am somebody who feels that we're all fabulous, every human being, and I think when we do things that aren't so fabulous, we are disconnected from who we really are.

I Am Think Human Fabulous Things

I'm very rigid about my schedule. I sit down at 8 A.M., and the Internet blocker goes on. My standard time is 120 minutes. I'm a compulsive writer, so it reminds me to stop writing... If I write more than that, I turn into an ogre for my kids.

Time Me Writing Internet Down Stop

The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's really pissed off.

Good Bad Back Good News News Coming

If you don't exercise, you don't stay strong. I like to work with talented people.

Work People Strong Exercise You

I want to work on impactful projects.

Work Want Projects

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