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Mitch Hedberg Quotes

I bought a seven-dollar pen because I always lose pens and I got sick of not caring.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: February 24, 1968 - March 30, 2005

Topics

Caring Sick Pen Lose Always Because

I became aesthetically obsessed with language. And 'literary artist' - poet and novelist - is a calling. You are called to it the way preachers are called to preaching the gospel.

Language You Artist Way Poet Gospel

I thought being in the wheelchair might be kind of limiting for me as an actor. It turned out cool in a lot of ways. Of course, at the end of the day, I can get up out of the chair and go home, but I'm very acutely aware that most people can't, so I try to give the situation that depth.

Home Be Kind Day People Me Cool

Some guy in Germany has my face tattooed on the back of his calf. That was wild. It was a decent tattoo job, but that's kind of weird for me.

Job Me Face Weird Back Kind

Entrepreneurs are misfits to the core. They forge ahead, making their own path and always, always, question the status quo.

Maximillian Degenerez

Path Ahead Status Quo Question Forge

The question is always 'What is the role of a labor movement?' How much is about collective bargaining, how much is about social change for all workers?

Change Social Change Labor Movement

I really am a chick from Long Island who's just learning along with everyone.

Learning Long Island Everyone Along

If a Latina falls in love with someone who is insecure, it can be a nightmare.

Love Someone Latina Who Nightmare

I'm a registered Independent.

Independent Registered

Home for me is my boat, really.

Home Me Boat Really

We had a mission at PayPal - which was to create a new financial system, a new world currency, and we failed. We were a financial success, but we didn't succeed at the purpose of our company.

Success Purpose Succeed World Create

We live our whole lives, and in our dying moment, we have to ask ourselves, 'What did we really care about? What impact did we make on the world?' The older I get, the more I realize the answers have to do with how we affect and love the people around us.

Love Live Moment People World Care

To understand the Left, one must understand that in its view the greatest evil is material inequality. The Left is more troubled by economic inequality than by evil as humanity has generally understood the term.

Evil View Humanity Inequality More

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