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Mitch Hedberg Quotes

I like refried beans. That's why I wanna try fried beans, because maybe they're just as good and we're just wasting time. You don't have to fry them again after all.

Mitch Hedberg

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: February 24, 1968 - March 30, 2005

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Good Time You Why Try Wasting Time

The first thing I ever won was a talent contest when I was ten years old.

Jimmy Savile

Talent Ten Years Old First Years

When you're on a long running series, you reach a very rarefied, high oxygen area and after a while to keep a show on the air they have to make some very drastic changes.

Joan Van Ark

Reach Long You Changes Air High

I'm a walkawayer. If someone brings me a really crap meal in a restaurant I will tell them it's wonderful and then just never go to the restaurant again. I think that's the best way to do it generally, rather than sit and fight and annoy your head. Just pretend to enjoy it and then leave.

Jennifer Saunders

Best Fight Me Think Restaurant Go

Wicked is not much worse than indiscreet.

John Donne

Wicked Worse Than Much Indiscreet

What great thing would you attempt if you knew you could not fail?

Robert H. Schuller

Inspirational Great You Fail Would

I like a lot of Margaret Atwood, I like much of Alice Munro. Again, if you were to ask me about male writers, there's often a novel I admire, but not all of their works.

Ann Beattie

Me You Admire Ask Like Again

I might be 'Candid Camera's number one fan.

Michael Carbonaro

Candid Camera Might Number Fan

When you think about a walking tree, laughter is the response.

John Rhys-Davies

Tree Laughter Think Walking You

I'm not good at cutting off from work.

Trinny Woodall

Work Good Off Cutting

It is the glory and good of Art, That Art remains the one way possible Of speaking truth, to mouths like mine at least.

Robert Browning

Good Truth Art Glory Way Possible

One of the successes of Kickstarter is that it takes the guesswork out of greenlighting games. Publishers of larger games have to carefully choose which titles they publish, lest they lose a bunch of money on a quirky game that doesn't sell. Kickstarter is all reward, no risk, since nobody has to pay if the project isn't completely funded.

Jason Schreier

Money Game Choose Lose Reward Games

'Fear the Walking Dead,' since its inception, has been a very inclusive show.

Colman Domingo

Fear Walking Inclusive Dead Been