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Mitch Hedberg Quotes

The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: February 24, 1968 - March 30, 2005

Topics

Good Wall Matter Never Tennis Get

I don't go to Washington to represent the president; I go to represent the people of this district.

People Go Washington President

My comics have changed so much over the years, in the writing, in art style, sometimes incrementally, sometimes quite suddenly. So I've cultivated an audience who will go along with me because they trust me.

Style Art Trust Me Writing Go

I knew from the time I could walk that I wanted to be an actor.

Time Walk Actor Knew Wanted Could

Being told that I looked like I belonged everywhere and to everyone helped me feel my fledgling pride in my own multiracialism.

Maya Soetoro-Ng

Me Pride Feel My Own Everyone Own

I'm in politics, but I'm not an expert in politics.

Politics Expert

Maybe because she's smaller than me she might look taller.

Me Look She Because Than Smaller

I'm looking for a woman with the body of Kelly Brook and the mind of Stephen Fry.

Stephen Merchant

Woman Mind Looking Body Brook Fry

So much has happened to obscure the dialogue about race and about gender and discrimination in general, especially where those things touch on economics.

Economics Gender Discrimination Race

If I rewind back to that period, I was 8 in 1977 when 'Star Wars' was in theaters. I saved up money, or my parents got me the 'Art of Star Wars' book.

Tony DiTerlizzi

Art Money Parents Me Book Back

Days off always help. Even if people don't like it when they give you a day off, you've got to take a day off because sometimes you've got to clear your mind.

Day People Mind Help You Sometimes

I don't know what to do with myself between films. I end up doing unhealthy things like shopping or drinking. I'm pretty schizophrenic about it.

Myself Shopping End Doing Know Up

I don't really know any survival skills of any kind.

Survival Know Skills Kind Really

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