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Mitch Hedberg Quotes

I like to play blackjack. I'm not addicted to gambling. I'm addicted to sitting in a semi-circle.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: February 24, 1968 - March 30, 2005

Topics

Gambling Play Sitting Like Addicted

I've done a gazillion readings that have gone on to be movies that are made without me.

Melanie Lynskey

Me Done Movies Without Gone Made

Think about trailers you see in theaters. If you're seeing a Warner Bros film, the studio might have three of the five trailers. So having a hit helps you create the next hit.

Think You Seeing Create Three See

It's everywhere, constant criticism of women's appearance in magazines and online. It's not easy to navigate.

Women Criticism Easy Appearance

My brother's in comics. I work in media.

Work Brother Media Comics

You go to a couple of teams, and some guys have never been to a playoff game.

DeAngelo Williams

Game You Go Never Been Playoff

Although the ICRC and the World Economic Forum have separate missions, they both are centred on collaboration across sectors and between various actors in order to improve the state of the world.

Collaboration World Improve Order

When was the last time you bought an American-made radio or television? If you're Gen X or younger, the answer is 'never.' Does the label on that shirt or skirt you're wearing say 'Made in the U.S.A.'? If so, you probably got it at Goodwill, or maybe at a Smithsonian garage sale.

Time You Television Say Never Radio

My love can't be purchased... Best gifts have been well-thought-out surprises.

Love Best Surprises Gifts Been

Words are not trivial. They matter because they raise consciousness.

Richard Dawkins

Words Matter Consciousness Because

You don't run for public office unless you have a specific vision. You are driven by ideas and a vision.

Julie Nixon Eisenhower

Vision Ideas You Run Office Driven

If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.

Heaven Go Will Dogs Immortality Few

This is a historic moment in global public health, demonstrating the international will to tackle a threat to health head on.

Gro Harlem Brundtland

Health Moment Will Head Tackle

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