Mike Birbiglia Quotes

I think your tendency when you play yourself is to accentuate something about you that you think is the funny thing about you.

Mike Birbiglia

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I think an overwhelming portion of the intensely demonstrated animosity toward President Barack Obama is based on the fact that he is a black man, that he's African American.

Jimmy Carter

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You know, I remember Career Day in high school. I remember plumbers and lawyers... I don't remember a booth where you could sign up to learn how to shoot chickens out of a cannon at the windshield of an airplane, 'cause there would have been a line at my school to do that!

Jeff Foxworthy

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I take things one step at a time.

Simone Biles

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Let us build a 21st-century rural economy of cutting-edge companies and technologies that lead us to energy and food security. Such an investment will revitalize rural America, re-establish our moral leadership on climate security and eliminate our addiction to foreign oil.

Tom Vilsack

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I remember having mice in the house and my father taking some newspaper and beating me because mice was running on me while I was asleep.

Missy Elliott

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I think that scandal and intrigue and all of those sort of things that occur behind closed doors - whether it's on the Hill or in the White House - people all find intriguing.

Judy Smith

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I always enjoyed going into the holodeck.

Jonathan Frakes

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I started really noticing, more and more, how men will plagiarize and take credit for women's work... I've noticed that it just happens a lot.

Dolores Huerta

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I really love the movies of Katherine Hepburn, movies like 'The African Queen.' I love 'Midnight Run' and I suppose, to pick something out of a different genre, I love 'Aliens.'

Doug Liman

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People said that 'Fight Club' would be impossible to turn into a movie, but I think David Fincher loved that challenge.

Chuck Palahniuk

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I can't keep secrets for crap.

Brett Eldredge

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Nowadays young people have great choice of occupations, hobbies, etc, so chess is experiencing difficulties because of the high competition. Now it's hard to make living in chess, so our profession does attract young people.

Boris Spassky

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