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Mike Birbiglia Quotes

Every sleep doctor I've talked to said it was an urban legend that you shouldn't wake up a sleepwalker. All that will happen is that you will get condescended to.

Mike Birbiglia

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: June 20, 1978

Topics

Sleep Doctor Wake Up Legend You Up

Fame is really strange. One day you're not famous, and then the next day you are, and the odd thing is that you know intellectually that nothing in the world is different. What mattered to you yesterday are the same things that matter today, and the rules all still apply - yet everyone looks at you differently.

Matt Damon

Today Day World You Rules Yesterday

Yes, I was a parish priest for five years. I was a curate in a large working class parish in Bristol and the Vicar of a village in Kent.

John Polkinghorne

Village Class Years Yes Working

Michael Fassbender is phenomenal in '12 Years a Slave.'

Stana Katic

Years Slave Phenomenal Michael

Football sometimes goes up and down, and we need to accept the result.

Son Heung-min

Football Result Down Sometimes Need

I just go with the flow, day by day, week by week.

Rob Gronkowski

Day Week Go Flow Just

When I was nine, I found a copy of 'Doctor Who: the Making of a Television Series' in the school library. It had a picture of Peter Davison on the front, and it was a formative book for me. It explained all the different departments like the script, cameras, and sets and explained how a television show is put together.

Mike Bartlett

Together School Me Doctor Book Copy

I've missed half or two-thirds of my children's lives.

Chesley Sullenberger

Children Missed Half Two-Thirds

As a reader since very early, I have found myself drawn to rants.

Claire Messud

Myself Early Found Very Since Drawn

I am on the phone with my sisters every day.

Bonnie Hunt

Day I Am Every Day Phone Sisters Am

I'd sold the book first. Actually to a paperback publisher. I had nothing. I just had the idea.

William Peter Blatty

Book Nothing First Just Idea Sold

My first time doing music was on acoustic guitar. I had a friend from Texas who taught me so much country, I entered a few country competitions. But eventually, I got tired of it.

Shamir

Friend Music Time Tired Me Texas

I have a big forehead, and I got made fun of all time. When I was a little girl, they used to call me 'five-head.'

Tyra Banks

Girl Time Fun Me Little Big