Sometimes people get passionate about the obscure jokes.
Martin Short
Recitation: by Male by Female
We are the laws of chemistry and physics as they have played out here on Earth, and we are now learning that planets are as common as stars. Most stars, as it turns out now, will have planets.
Jill Tarter
LearningStarsPhysicsEarthNow
It will be up to Congress to check the president's ambition of committing the U.S. to an international green scheme that will produce little or no return.
John Barrasso
AmbitionGreenCongressWillUp
If I said to most of the people who auditioned, 'Good job, awesome, well done,' it would have made me actually look and feel ridiculous. It's quite obvious most of the people who turned up for this audition were hopeless.
Simon Cowell
GoodJobPeopleMeWell DoneLook
Terrorists need no excuse to attack us here. They've shown that for decades and decades. We should be proud for the way we treated these savages at Guantanamo Bay and the way our soldiers conduct themselves all around the world to include the people doing the very hard work at Guantanamo Bay.
Tom Cotton
WorkHard WorkPeopleWorldProud
Much of my work strikes me as pretty unified: as a lawyer, working in several areas, I have thought about how to promote freedom of speech broadly for everyone.
Marvin Ammori
WorkFreedomMeLawyerThought
Someone once asked me, 'How long does it take to do your hair.' I said, 'I don't know, I'm never there.'
Dolly Parton
MeHairSomeoneLongKnowSaid
I think that it will be the mobile technologies, both from the enterprise and the consumer side, where super unicorns will come from. I still believe that social networking in combination with mobile will create opportunities for super unicorns.
David Sze
NetworkingBelieveOpportunitiesWill
I watched a lot of old movies, and a lot of Carol Burnett and Andy Kaufman.
Colleen Ballinger
MoviesOldOld MoviesWatchedCarol
Our demands are simple, normal, and therefore they are difficult to satisfy. All we ask is that an actor on the stage live in accordance with natural laws.
Constantin Stanislavski
LiveSimpleActorDifficultStage
I was the most tired 11-year-old in the world.
Clemantine Wamariya
TiredWorldMost
When you're older, you realize a little bit more hard truths. You are who you are. And the people that like you, they like you for being you.
Brian Fallon
PeopleYouMoreRealizeHardLittle
Some comics really thrive on being disrespectful, especially toward women, and it's somehow understood as edgy, but I'm the opposite. I've never liked curse words for that reason.
Bryan Callen
WomenWordsThriveEdgyNeverCurse
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