Mike Myers Quotes

My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare.

Mike Myers

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FunnyDareTheoryScottishCuisine

When I perform, it's very personal. I'm sharing things I like, inviting the audience into my room.

Andy Kaufman

SharingPersonalAudienceRoomLike

When you're building a character, or at least when I'm building a character, you start saying, 'How am I going to make people like him?'

John Sandford

CharacterPeopleStartSayingYou

People think it's a terrible tragedy when somebody has Alzheimer's. But in my mother's case, it's different. My mother has been unhappy all her life. For the first time in her life, she's happy.

Amy Tan

LifeMotherTimeHappyPeopleThink

I've always been into stand-up, and I always wanted to be a comic because it was like the dream job as a kid, and my brother, being the patriarch, he paved the way.

Tony Rock

JobBrotherDreamWayKidAlways

One thing you might want to learn before you attend the world's largest ukulele lesson is how to say ukulele.

Mary Schmich

WorldLearnYouLessonSayWant

So, for instance, let me make this clear: You know I signed a statement. I will not raise taxes on anybody. I don't want to raise taxes on the American people.

Mitt Romney

PeopleMeAmericanYouKnowWant

There's a female writer-performer thing going on in TV right now.

Mindy Kaling

NowRightGoingTVFemaleThing

I'm interested in the person I photograph. The world is so beautiful as it is; there's so much going on, which is sort of interesting. It's just so crazy, so why do I have to put some retouching on it? It's just pointless to me.

Juergen Teller

BeautifulMeCrazyWorldInteresting

I truly believe that when the history books are written, our age will be remembered for three things: the war on terror, the digital revolution, and what we did - or did not do - to put the fire out in Africa. History, like God, is watching what we do.

Bono

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Attention is what steers your perceptions; it's what controls your reality. It's the gateway to the mind.

Apollo Robbins

MindRealityAttentionGatewayYour

No back in the history of football was ever worth two fumbles a game.

Woody Hayes

HistoryFootballGameWorthBack

I'm spiritual, too, but 'Gitty Up' is a great song, know what I mean?

Pepa

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