Roseanne Barr Quotes

I say I'm the only serious comedian in the presidential race. And I'd like to take this opportunity to ask both Romney and Obama to debate me. Because I think that both of those guys - I think that the American people are being given a false choice, because the choice between the lesser of two evils is a false choice.

Roseanne Barr

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Singing is actually my favourite thing to do in the world - so when you don't consider yourself as talented at anything academically, and there is one thing you're good at, I think it's best to follow what you're good at.

Jess Glynne

GoodBestYourselfSingingWorld

I like to save people, to take care of them... So, the pattern is that I date guys before they become big, and then they become successful and - whoops - there goes my project!

Sonam Kapoor

PeopleCareTake CareBecomeProject

When unhappy, one doubts everything; when happy, one doubts nothing.

Joseph Roux

HappinessHappyUnhappyNothing

Bobby Fischer has an enormous knowledge of chess and his familiarity with the chess literature of the USSR is immense.

Boris Spassky

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The freedom to convert is fundamental to freedom of religion.

Bob Inglis

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In top-down processing, which is normally what we do in psychotherapy, we talk about our problems, our symptoms, or our relationships. And then the therapist often tries to get the client to feel what they're feeling when they talk about those kinds of things.

Peter A. Levine

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When I grew up Carl Lewis was still running, Maurice Greene was running - he was that figure I see, like Michael Johnson. I really wanted to look up to the fast guys - so those two guys were some of the guys I looked up to.

Tyson Gay

LookFastTwoSeeI SeeUp

I enjoy everything. I actually do listen to everything. In high school, I listened to a lot of metal and punk rock.

Tim Schafer

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Any kind of crisis can be good. It wakes you up.

Ryan Reynolds

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The more we can treat people equally, the more likely they are to treat each other equally.

Martin Dempsey

PeopleTreatMoreOtherEqually

Harry Reid is not funny; he's creepy. Nancy Pelosi is creepy. Charles Schumer is sneaky and creepy.

Lewis Black

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The president said that this is not removing a mole. You know, removing a mole, that's an outpatient sort of an operation. This was removing a cancer, removing a cancer takes more time.

Gordon England

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