Roz Chast Quotes

Sometimes, you know - I think, with a lot of things, at the time, everything is extremely upsetting, and then you look back on it, and it actually can be sort of funny.

Roz Chast

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FunnyTimeThinkYouLookBack

I started out in the 1940s, singing around the clubs of Cleveland, Ohio, where I grew up. There was a woman in showbusiness, a contortion dancer called Estelle 'Caldonia' Young - she was named after the song Caledonia Caledonia.

Jimmy Scott

WomanSingingSongYoungSheOut

I believe the earth's climate is changing, but I think it's changing for natural variation reasons and I think mankind has been adapting to climate as long as man has walked the earth.

Joe Barton

ManBelieveThinkLongEarthBeen

I don't feel very glowing, especially after wearing makeup - and not necessarily my choice of makeup - for 12 hours straight on a movie set. When I'm playing a character, her look is sometimes different from my own.

Jessica Biel

CharacterMakeupFeelLookChoice

What I learned from this movie, 40 Days and 40 Nights: Abstinence can be a very good thing. Especially from box offices where this film is playing.

Joel Siegel

GoodBoxDaysPlayingWhereFilm

My early childhood was spent in Newark, New Jersey, but my family moved to Denver when I was 12.

Anita Diament

FamilyChildhoodEarlyNewDenver

I like to watch anyone who has great competitive spirit and will: passionate teams.

Jeff Van Gundy

GreatWillSpiritPassionateWatch

The clothes of Courreges are so nice.

Andy Warhol

ClothesNice

Ignorance is a matter of laziness, indifference, and apathy.

Tom Tancredo

IgnoranceLazinessMatterApathy

There are a lot of farmers and ranchers who are struggling. I get on my knees every day. If I had a rain prayer or a rain dance I could do, I would do it.

Tom Vilsack

RainDayPrayerDanceEvery DayGet

Patriarchy is impotent and qualitatively unable to solve even the most simple problems in the cosmos such as picking up their own socks or placing a carton of milk back in the refrigerator after drinking from it.

Roseanne Barr

SimpleProblemsBackSocksMilkOwn

The key for us is to have assets that are easy for people to get to and they want to use. So Go90 right out of the gate will have certain things that are exclusive to Verizon, but you can download it if you're a Sprint customer or T-Mobile customer, and they're doing that. Things like the AwesomenessTV - exclusive content.

Lowell McAdam

PeopleKeyDoingCustomerEasyYou

Art is not a pastime but a priesthood.

Jean Cocteau

ArtPriesthoodPastime

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