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Russell Peters Quotes

Indians are the second largest population in the world, but we're invisible on TV - everything is either black or white.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: canadian
Birth: September 29, 1970

Topics

World Black White Everything Indians

It is true that the king has made a truce with the duke of Burgundy for fifteen days and that the duke is to turn over the city of Paris at the end of fifteen days. Yet you should not marvel if I do not enter that city so quickly.

King City End You Paris True

What I learned from this movie, 40 Days and 40 Nights: Abstinence can be a very good thing. Especially from box offices where this film is playing.

Good Box Days Playing Where Film

I fought Dan Henderson in 2009, and I lost, and that was at UFC 100 - UFC 100 was the biggest pay-per-view the company's ever done. 1.6 million pay-per-view buys, watched all over the world, and of course, I get knocked out cold after talking lots of smack leading up to the fight. So I got my just desserts in that one.

Michael Bisping

Fight World Cold Talking Lost Done

'Dark Circles' is a great relationship/character piece and also a horror film. It tinkered with the genre, which I loved. I was sick of seeing the same thing, sick of people just trying to get a movie made.

Johnathon Schaech

Great People Sick Loved Seeing Dark

I'd like to work with Damien Hirst.

I'm the world's worst after-dinner speaker. I need pictures to respond to. I was the voice of the lottery balls once and got the sack.

World Voice Pictures Worst Balls

If you haven't seen me lasso, you haven't lived.

Me You Lived Seen

Imagine, a September 11 with weapons of mass destruction. It's not 3,000. It's tens of thousands of innocent men, women and children.

Donald Rumsfeld

Women Children Men Innocent Imagine

The American people do not have the information upon which they can hold the administration and responsible agencies accountable. I call that a coverup.

People American Information Hold

In a contest between me and a bulldog, you would say the bulldog is cuter.

Sylvester Stallone

Me You Say Would Between Contest

All the seven deadly sins are man's true nature. To be greedy. To be hateful. To have lust. Of course, you have to control them, but if you're made to feel guilty for being human, then you're going to be trapped in a never-ending sin-and-repent cycle that you can't escape from.

Nature Man Control Feel You Lust

Adults have pretty much made up their minds - they like you to the extent that you confirm what they already believe.

Believe You Minds Up Pretty Made

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