Ronnie Barker Quotes

Many old music hall fans were present at the funeral today of Fred 'Chuckles' Jenkins, Britain's oldest and unfunniest comedian. In tribute, the vicar read out one of Fred's jokes, and the congregation had two minutes silence.

Ronnie Barker

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: comedian
  • Nationality: english
  • Birth: September 25, 1929 - October 3, 2005

Topics

MusicTodaySilencePresentJokes

A voice is very intimate. It's something of your own. So there's always this fear, because you feel naked. There's a fear of not reaching up to expectations. As you become more famous, people come and expect to hear something extraordinary, so you don't want to disappoint them. I feel this sense of responsibility.

Andrea Bocelli

FearResponsibilityPeopleVoiceYou

All mankind... being all equal and independent, no one ought to harm another in his life, health, liberty or possessions.

John Locke

LifeHealthLibertyIndependentHarm

No matter what you experience in life, it incorporates political tendencies, and in so many ways.

John Lydon

LifeExperiencePoliticalYouMatter

I'm always buying gadgets, especially at airports.

Tom Felton

AlwaysGadgetsBuying

My mother and father were supportive. But in an Italian family, you kind of work with your hands, or you are an engineer or a doctor. But an actor was something they couldn't get hold of. They were afraid I wouldn't be able to make a living, and for many years, they were right.

Michael Rispoli

WorkFamilyFatherMotherDoctor

Well, I'm proud to say American Pie was the kind of crazy, gross-out film that guys thought was the greatest.

Jason Biggs

CrazyProudThoughtAmericanPie

I've heard it said that umpires are necessary evil. Well, we are necessary, but we are not evil. We are hard-working and dedicated people whose primary interest is to make sure the game is played fairly. We are the integrity of the game.

Doug Harvey

IntegrityPeopleEvilGameSaid

My feeling is that if you can cook, I can teach you how to do television.

Bobby Flay

YouFeelingTelevisionI CanTeach

I'm not a Gingrich fan. He's just difficult to work with. It's either Newt's way or the highway.

Bob Dole

WorkWayDifficultHighwayJustFan

Statistically, if you have ever dieted you are extremely likely not only to regain any weight you lose, but to go on to gain even more. Dieting makes you fat.

Arabella Weir

FatDietYouLoseGoMore

We will not change in matters of policy until such time as dialogue has begun.

Aung San Suu Kyi

ChangeTimeWillMattersPolicy

I don't have a problem with how people receive the music. I feel like it's for everybody.

ASAP Ferg

MusicPeopleFeelProblemLikeHow

Copyright © 2024 QuotesDict Quote by Ronnie Barker