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Ron White Quotes

The first thing I ever got my hands on was Andy Griffith's 'What It Was, Was Football.' I was fascinated with the fact that every syllable made it funny, and I would laugh even though I didn't know what any of it meant.

Ron White

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: December 18, 1956

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Funny Football Laugh Hands Know Got

It's one of the hardest things in the world to sustain a monogamous relationship for many years. People out there who have been with their partners for 30 years or more - I salute you. But it's just as hard to admit something isn't working and then try to manage a civilised separation as best as you can.

John Niven

Relationship Best People World You

If you were to look back at me as a school kid you'd see a very quiet little church mouse kind of character.

John Lydon

Character School Me Church You Look

I like the freedom of research. Plus, if I fail in science, I know I can always survive because I have an M.D. This has been my insurance policy.

Shinya Yamanaka

Freedom Science Research Survive

Because of my methodology and my sensibilities to write songs, I'm not very comfortable with the notion to rush in any creative endeavor.

Rodney Crowell

Creative Comfortable Write Endeavor

I think most people don't need as much cardio as they think they do.

Mary Helen Bowers

People Think Need Cardio Most Much

I loved WWF as a kid.

Michael Pena

Loved Kid WWF

I'm not one of those actresses that's going to feel like I never achieved my dreams and goals and just get disgruntled and hate everything about the business. I've had so much fun.

Ming-Na Wen

Goals Dreams Business Hate Fun Feel

I especially remember that on All Souls Day, when so many people wanted new monuments for the graves, our whole family pitched in. I did the lettering on the stones, my brother did the carving, and my sisters put the finishing touches on them, the gold leaf and all that.

Ludwig Mies van der Rohe

Family Day Brother People Gold Leaf

After my first record came out, I read everything. I was so amazed that I was in the press.

Liz Phair

First Everything Out Press Read

I was making out with this woman, and my shirt was off, and she leaned over and, in a really cute, girly voice, went, 'Hey, fatty!'

Jason Segel

Cute Woman Voice She Over Out

To use for our exclusive benefit what is not ours is theft.

Jose Marti

Theft Exclusive Benefit Our Use

With tens of thousands of patients dying every year from preventable medical errors, it is imperative that we embrace available technologies and drastically improve the way medical records are handled and processed.

Jon Porter

Medical Year Embrace Way Dying