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Ron White Quotes

Other states are trying to abolish the death penalty... mine's putting in an express lane.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: December 18, 1956

Topics

Death Trying Death Penalty Lane Mine

If we take a hard look at what poverty is, its nature, it's not pretty - it's full of trauma.

Matthew Desmond

Nature Poverty Look Trauma Hard

There's no telling how many guns we have in America - and when one gets used in a crime, no way for the cops to connect it to its owner. The only place the police can turn for help is a Kafkaesque agency in West Virginia, where, thanks to the gun lobby, computers are illegal and detective work is absurdly antiquated.

Jeanne Marie Laskas

Work Police Computers Gun Help Way

When you think back to your first kiss, your hair is perfect and she was wearing a cool outfit. We remember it with restraint and we remember it with style. We remember it as idealistically as you can think.

Stephen Chbosky

Style Kiss Cool Hair Think Remember

My shows are about the complete woman who swallows it all. It's a question of survival.

Woman Survival Question Complete Who

I suppose to the outside world I do seem slightly obsessed. But I once had a balance problem with my inner ear, and the fear loitered. Yet I have found that golf is like a yoga procedure for me: it's had wonderful, sedative, remedial qualities for my day-to-day life.

Life Fear Balance Me World Golf

I remember, after the Pamela Anderson roast, being told, 'You're sold out - you can add two more shows.'

Lisa Lampanelli

Remember You More Two Out Being

My writing process is chaos. I usually start with an overarching theme. Then I establish several story threads, but I don't outline. I just start writing and keep notes for what may come. It's an organic process that's usually pretty flexible.

Chaos Writing Start Story Process

I never wanted to take a job because I needed money, and I never have.

Money Job Never Take Because Wanted

Reporters no longer ask for verification, thus they print charges no matter how outlandish they may seem, and once having done that, when the truth comes out, it's buried in the back page or never makes it on the air at all.

Truth Back Page Done Matter Never

People underestimate hip-hop the way they have sometimes underestimated comic books.

Cheo Hodari Coker

People Sometimes Hip-Hop Way Books

Nothing clears my head and puts things in perspective quite like a long, hard run.

Perspective Long Run Nothing Hard

The body needs food, warmth and water, but your heart needs more.

Heart Water Food Body More Warmth

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