Ron Funches Quotes

Doing five-minute sets on 'Conan' and things like that are fun and a great way to introduce yourself, but it's such a constricting time, and you usually have to cut bits down.

Ron Funches

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GreatTimeYourselfFunDoingYou

I used to hang out with Salvador Dali a lot. He was such a nice man. I really liked his wife Gala, too. People say that she was tricky, but she was never difficult with me.

Jerry Hall

WifeManPeopleMeNiceSay

I extend my deepest gratitude to our Armed Forces and first responders serving both at home and abroad in the war against terrorism.

John Doolittle

HomeGratitudeWarTerrorismDeepest

Don't give up on your dreams, or your dreams will give up on you.

John Wooden

DreamsYour DreamsYouWillUpGive

I get work done in half the time if the family is still asleep. When my family wakes up, I've already had a productive morning and am ready to enjoy breakfast with them before I start conquering the rest of my day.

John Rampton

WorkFamilyMorningTimeDayStart

All my life, I was even just wanted to attend the Grammys, like, just be there, so the fact that I'm nominated for Best New Artist, it feels like a dream.

Tori Kelly

LifeBestMy LifeArtistDreamNew

Death became a desired option. I hoped I would hit a mine or run into an ambush and just end it all. I think some part of me wanted to join the legions of the dead, whom I had failed.

Romeo Dallaire

DeathMeThinkEndRunDead

Certainly, travel is more than the seeing of sights; it is a change that goes on, deep and permanent, in the ideas of living.

Mary Ritter Beard

ChangeTravelIdeasDeepSeeing

I visited the archeological site at the northern tip of Newfoundland. There is no question about it. It has been definitely determined that the Vikings were there for about 10 years - specifically, Leif Erikson and his extended family.

Russell Freedman

FamilyQuestionYearsDeterminedTip

Let me ask you: Who do you prefer, a clown organizing your menu - with all due respect to Mr. McDonald - or a chef? I do believe it's a very simple answer.

Jose Andres

RespectSimpleMeChefBelieveYou

My parents said that I was nine months old and would throw myself out of the crib onto the floor continually. As soon as they left the room after putting me back in they'd hear a big bump and I'd be on the floor again.

Johnny Knoxville

MyselfParentsMeBackSaidOut

We know we must win the war on terror to protect innocent people and the freedoms that define our way of life.

Doc Hastings

LifeWarPeopleWinInnocentKnow

I don't have very sophisticated taste in music. I listen to a lot of folk music. I like reggae.

Anne Lamott

MusicListenTasteReggaeFolk Music

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