Rodney Dangerfield Quotes

My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.

Rodney Dangerfield

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: comedian
  • Nationality: american
  • Birth: November 22, 1921 - October 5, 2004

Topics

WifeHappyYearsMetThenWere

I watch and listen to movies today and am shocked by the way actors deliver their lines. Everybody mumbles now and I don't understand why.

Maureen O'Hara

TodayNowMoviesWhyUnderstandWay

The quality of health care in Canada is excellent.

Michael Douglas

HealthQualityCareCanadaExcellent

It's always a combination of physics and poetry that I find inspiring. It's hard to wrap your head around things like the Hubble scope.

Tom Hanks

PoetryPhysicsFindHardHeadYour

It feels good when your hometown supports you, and Macon's always done that with us. Every time we come here, it's an event - which is nice.

Jason Aldean

GoodTimeHometownYouDoneNice

Chaperons don't enforce morality; they force immorality to be discreet.

Judith Martin

MoralityForceDiscreetImmorality

Connection is very important. It's extremely important for me to be connected and sharing with other people, giving them what I feel is important.

Joshua Roman

PeopleMeFeelGivingConnection

I do love horses, but I'd rather be on motorcycles.

Jason Momoa

LoveHorsesRatherMotorcycles

I think most actors will say they always feel like they'll never work again.

Jon Tenney

WorkThinkFeelSayWillNever

I was never really a big presence in the home.

Dick Ebersol

HomeNeverPresenceBigReally

Don't be seduced into thinking that that which does not make a profit is without value.

Arthur Miller

ValueThinkingProfitWithoutMake

The hands are the feet of the arms.

Seth Meyers

FeetHandsArms

During my time in orbit, I lost bone mass, my muscles atrophied, and my blood redistributed itself in my body, which strained my heart. Every day, I was exposed to ten times the radiation of a person on Earth, which will increase my risk of a fatal cancer for the rest of my life.

Scott Kelly

LifeHeartTimeDayRestMy Life

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