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Rodney Dangerfield Quotes

My wife can't cook at all. She made chocolate mousse. An antler got stuck in my throat.

Rodney Dangerfield

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: November 22, 1921 - October 5, 2004

Topics

Wife Chocolate She Cook Stuck Made

I'll probably stick to comedy for the time being. I mean, a great piece of work is a great piece of work, and I'm up for good work anytime. But I do love comedy!

Work Love Good Great Time Good Work

I have never liked Morrissey, and I still don't. I think it's hilarious, actually, what things I've heard about him, what he's really like, and his public persona is so different. He's such an actor.

Think Actor Never Him Things Still

I believe I made it in show business.

Sidney Sheinberg

Business Believe I Believe Show Made

There is a measure needing courage to adopt and enforce it, which I believe to be of virtue sufficient to redeem the nation in this its darkest hour: one only; I know of no other to which we may rationally trust for relief from impending dangers without and within.

Robert Dale Owen

Courage Trust Believe Measure Know

Ordinary photons do have spin, they have a notion of helicity so they spin around their direction on motion.

Direction Ordinary Motion Spin

You look at women at the Republican convention and women at the Democratic convention. Republicans have a certain aesthetic beauty that involves more makeup, bigger hair, more lurid outfits.

Beauty Women Hair Makeup Aesthetic

I've been outspent by my opponents every time I've run for U.S. Senate.

Time Run Been Senate Opponents

The jig is up: I'm not a nice lady.

Lady Nice Up Jig

If you're not polarizing, you failed, in my opinion.

Miranda Lambert

Opinion You Failed Polarizing

'Just looking at pictures' used to be considered cheating. No longer. The graphic novel is booming. Comics, heavily illustrated texts, books with no words are now accepted as reading.

Words Looking Reading Cheating Now

The idea of dancing is the only thing that scares me.

Me Dancing Only Idea The Only Thing

I would like to attract more minorities into the game. But it's extremely important that this golf look like - that golf look like America.

Condoleezza Rice

Game Golf America Look Important

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