Rodney Dangerfield Quotes

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.

Rodney Dangerfield

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: comedian
  • Nationality: american
  • Birth: November 22, 1921 - October 5, 2004

Topics

ParentsKidAlwaysFoundThemMoved

Steve Carell is good. I like him. Who else? Here's another depressing thing: animation has kind of taken over, too. You know, 'Family Guy?' I watch that because the guy is good.

Joe Flaherty

FamilyGoodYouKnowKindAnimation

And it's one reason why I don't go to a lot of movies - they're more and more dominated by corporate values and fiscal concerns as opposed to cinematic concerns.

Jeffrey Wright

ValuesGoMoviesWhyMoreReason

The better quarterbacks are real consistent. Rookie quarterbacks are not.

Jeffrey Lurie

BetterRealConsistentRookie

Well, actually, I'm a bisexual lesbian in a man's body... but it's more complicated than that.

Tony Parker

ManBodyComplicatedMoreBisexual

Police departments no longer have to pay overtime or divert resources from other projects to find out where an individual goes - all they have to do is place a tracking device on someone's car or ask a cell phone company for that individual's location history and the technology does the work for them.

Ron Wyden

WorkCarTechnologyHistoryPolice

I accepted a change in my life. I didn't choose that change and those are the best changes to make.

Michelle Shocked

LifeChangeBestMy LifeChoose

I don't have anything new to say about teenagers.

Judy Blume

NewSayAnythingTeenagersAbout

My wife is gorgeous and brilliant, and my son True is my best little buddy in the world.

Jason Kander

SonBestWifeWorldTrueBrilliant

If the Bush Administration cannot ensure Americans that they will be safe from the flu, how will they protect our country against a possible bio-terror or chemical attack? The American people deserve better.

Jon Corzine

PeopleBetterAmericanWillPossible

Art is a direct reflection of the life you live. What you experience comes out in your work.

Dianne Reeves

LifeWorkLiveArtReflectionYou

I was a slow starter. I didn't really make any dazzling impressions. But I don't really regret that because I learned a lot along the way. I always kept busy - I found my way my way, and I'm happy about it.

Christopher Lloyd

HappyRegretBusySlowWayAlways

It's a little counterintuitive to people, that doing what people don't expect ends up being what people do expect. But that is true of Mac.

Phil Schiller

PeopleDoingTrueUpLittleExpect

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