Rodney Dangerfield Quotes

I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.

Rodney Dangerfield

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: comedian
  • Nationality: american
  • Birth: November 22, 1921 - October 5, 2004

Topics

TruthWifeMeSeeingBartenderShe

I wanted to do my part to help preserve that golden age of travel... I step aboard The Patron Tequila Express railcar, and I go back in time to the days when a long journey was something fun and very special.

John Paul DeJoria

AgeJourneyTimeTravelFunStep

I love standing at a microphone and making a room of people laugh. That's the part of the work I love; everything else is extraneous.

Amy Schumer

WorkLovePeopleLaughEverything

Luckily for me, when I was growing up in high school, I had a band, and I was a singer in the band. I'm less of a legit Broadway singer than I am a pop-rock singer.

Stark Sands

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Cell phones tend to bring us more inside of our lives whereas movies offer a chance to escape, so there are two competing forces.

Steven Spielberg

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If my mama and daddy would've stayed together, one of them would've been dead, and the other would have been locked up for it.

Trick Daddy

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I don't avoid any particular food. But I don't eat too much.

Robert Budi Hartono

FoodToo MuchEatAvoidMuchAny

There are many elements needed to secure economic growth. Certainly, people must be politically free to innovate, invest, build, and create things, and they must be incentivized to do so by knowing they can keep the rewards for their efforts.

Robert Zubrin

GrowthPeopleFreeCreateBuild

Once I've discovered the story, I might restructure it, maybe move things around, set up a clue that something is going to happen later, but that happens much later in an editorial capacity.

Michael Ondaatje

StoryHappenUpSomethingGoingSet

Resilience is woven deeply into the fabric of Oklahoma. Throw us an obstacle, and we grow stronger.

Brad Henry

ResilienceGrowStrongerObstacleUs

When I get married, I think what matters is you should be happy with the person you are living with.

Arjun Kapoor

HappyBe HappyThinkYouLivingGet

To begin impatiently is the worst mistake a writer can make.

Antony Beevor

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The most important thing is that I continue to improve.

Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang

ImportantImproveThe Most Important

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