Rita Rudner Quotes

I think the most important thing about learning comedy is to start from who you are. If you begin the process by imitating what you perceive to be a comedy rhythm, you will get laughs sooner, but you will not be unique.

Rita Rudner

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LearningStartThinkProcessComedy

There's one advantage in having been around as long as I have. Everybody in the Senate knows me, and - I'm going to say something presumptuous, to repeat myself - I think most respect me.

Joe Biden

RespectMyselfMeThinkLongSay

There are many great fighters in the UFC; some of my favorites are Rodrigo Nogueira, Lyoto Machida, and B. J. Penn, but aside from these guys, the UFC has many great fighters in every division.

Anderson Silva

GreatDivisionSomeFightersGuys

Absences are a good influence in love and keep it bright and delicate.

Robert Louis Stevenson

LoveGoodRelationshipInfluence

To give and then not feel that one has given is the very best of all ways of giving.

Max Beerbohm

BestFeelGivingGiveGivenVery

Because, if I'm honest, people in the white world might be appalled, but in the black world, they're making myths out of me. And I know that ain't the life.

John Singleton

LifePeopleMeWorldBlackWhite

My mom is an incredibly direct person, and I like things to make sense.

Amanda Seales

MomPersonThingsSenseLikeDirect

I went into a French restaraunt and asked the waiter, 'Have you got frog's legs?' He said, 'Yes,' so I said, 'Well hop into the kitchen and get me a cheese sandwich.'

Tommy Cooper

MeKitchenYouCheeseSaidLegs

On Capitol Hill and in state houses across the country, anti-women's health politicians continue to make it clear that they will stop at nothing to end access to a safe, legal abortion.

Mike Quigley

HealthLegalEndAbortionStopHill

The explosive growth of the for-profit school industry has had disastrous effects on millions of Americans and our economy.

Lisa Madigan

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The great thing about 'Allen Gregory' is that we try to make it really questionable that the things he says have happened, have really happened. We like that ambiguity.

Jonah Hill

GreatTryThingsAmbiguityHappened

I don't dislike football. I love football.

Chris Borland

LoveFootballDislikeI Love

Everyone knows Spiderman is my favorite superhero of all time. My favorite supervillain? George W. Bush.

Corey Taylor

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