Rita Rudner Quotes

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives.

Rita Rudner

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DogRelationshipChildHusbandBuy

Right here at home, we have seen what happens when a politician breaks that public trust, when they are dishonest and corrupt.

Joe Garcia

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Identity is part of drama to me. Who am I, why am I behaving this way, and am I aware of it?

Matthew Weiner

IdentityMeDramaWhyWho Am IWay

I started working at Apple about 18 months after I bought my Apple II.

Andy Hertzfeld

AppleStartedWorkingMonthsAfter

I had a major surgery, a major abdominal surgery, and a mass was removed from my pelvic area, and I do have some more recovery to do. But everything seems to be fine.

Robin Quivers

MoreEverythingRecoverySeemsFine

In my career, I played for four different teams in a lot of different systems, and it's like learning another language.

Ron Jaworski

LearningLanguageCareerDifferent

I like the sound of laughter. I was the guy in the group of friends that would always make the friends laugh. And everyone was like, 'You should do stand up,' so I gave it a shot, and ta-da! They were right.

Russell Peters

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I had been the dutiful son and husband for so long, I had forgotten about living for myself.

Michael Masser

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I think women benefit from being in places and having positions where the quality of work is the criteria, not what you look like. Not every place is like that.

Mildred Dresselhaus

WorkWomenQualityThinkYouLook

Not counting the brand of Sunni Islam practised by the so-called Islamic State, there is probably no religion in the world that comes in for more flak than Scientology.

Louis Theroux

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Whether you are a Democrat or Republican, whether you are a liberal or a conservative, we know that neither this President nor prior Presidents of both parties did everything right or we would not have had a 9/11.

Chuck Schumer

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It is difficult to separate, at times, the myth from the truth.

Bob Kane

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I think the must-have power qualities for a female or male power leader are really the ability to focus, to work hard, to be extremely goal oriented and to not let the noise and the nonsense interfere with your mission - what you really feel you want to do with your career and your life.

Anne Sweeney

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