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Rita Rudner Quotes

Whenever I date a guy, I think, 'Is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?'

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: September 17, 1955

Topics

Children Man Dating Think Want Guy

It's important to say that it's not just men that can be man-children. Women can be grown-up women and still have the playfulness of people who are younger.

Women Men People Important Say Just

When the writers themselves are a bit out of control, and their lives are collapsing around them, they seem to rejoice in misery and celebrate the wrong sort of things.

John Rhys-Davies

Control Celebrate Wrong Out Seem

Believe it or not, there are some things that I have written that would be kind of a dream to make. Hopefully, I will get to finance them... There is something that I wrote called 'Demon's Flare' which would kind of be a dream come true.

Be Kind Finance Believe Dream True

President Obama made far-reaching, unilateral changes to our nation's immigration policy despite saying on over 22 different occasions that he did not have the authority to do so.

Saying Immigration Authority Changes

I would love to play Magnum P.I.

Love Play Would

Enthusiasms, like stimulants, are often affected by people with small mental ballast.

People Small Mental Like Affected

When people ask me why I'm amazed at what Barack Obama has accomplished, I tell them it's not because of what most of America and the world sees and knows of his history. It's because I witnessed what I can only describe as a bizarre turn of events that thrust him into position to even become a U.S. senator.

History People Me World America Why

We'd be in his office playing with trucks as a six-year-old while he's negotiating deals with presidents of major companies.

Donald Trump, Jr.

Office Playing Deals He Negotiating

We have learned by now, or should have, that the best-intended designers of aid programs can make ghastly mistakes in their sophisticated plans.

Mistakes Now Plans Sophisticated Aid

Just last week, I was successful in passing two bi-partisan amendments through the House of Representatives that aim to address the even larger problem of cracking down on countries who export the materials to create meth into the United States.

Problem Week House Down Create Aim

Move beyond the educated elite, and the great majority in most countries outside Europe don't speak English.

Great Speak Beyond Outside Europe

We want to see a Joss Whedon 'Batgirl' film be awesome.

Want Awesome See Film

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