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Rita Rudner Quotes

I had the worst birthday party ever when I was a child because my parents hired a pony to give rides. And these ponies are never in good health. But this one dropped dead. It just wasn't much fun after that. One kid would sit on him and the rest of us would drag him around.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: September 17, 1955

Topics

Birthday Good Good Health Health Fun

I don't want to say everything happens for a reason but every day is lined up right next to the other one for a reason. The best you can do is do each day well with kindness and as a good person.

Kindness Good Best Day Good Person

Jam Cruise is actually a comfortable place for me. My jamming skills and my improvisational skills have improved immensely as I've gone more solo, because I've had this opportunity.

Opportunity Me Place Skills Cruise

It is, perhaps, better to be valued as an object of passion than never to be valued at all.

Passion Better Never Valued Object

What matters to me is my own estimation, and I'm very tough on myself. I need to be proud of what I've done and I work hard for it. I had a very Christian upbringing... lots of guilt. A good thing, It keeps you sane.

Work Good Myself Me Work Hard Proud

At the end of the day, Americans are not so keen on ideologues, people who have such fixed positions that they can't see any virtue in the other side's point of view.

Day People End Of The Day End View

When we were kids, we couldn't wait to have our own rooms, not to have to share anymore. And that is what I love about having my own bedroom. It is mine. My sleep is mine. Both pillows are mine. If I wake up, it is me who has woken me up... It makes me feel like a grown-up. I love it.

Love Sleep Me Wait Wake Up Feel

I feel like I could dominate the origami field. I think I have enormous potential in that area.

Think Potential Feel I Feel Like

You have to take your ego out of it and say, do I want people to be obsequious to me or do I want to write good books? If it's the latter, you have to take criticism. It's annoying, but that's how to do good stuff; listen to other people.

Good People Me Ego Criticism You

Age and size are only numbers. It's the attitude you bring to clothes that make the difference.

Attitude Age Clothes You Numbers

I keep myself content by doing lots of different stuff and make sure that my next role is completely different to the last. I just enjoy the versatility of it, the challenge of doing lots of different things. It keeps the job interesting.

Myself Challenge Job Interesting

Part of being in New York is being able to brag about what used to be there.

Colson Whitehead

New York New Used Being Able Part

Look at the means which a man employs, consider his motives, observe his pleasures. A man simply cannot conceal himself!

Man Look Observe Pleasures Motives

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