American - Actor | April 16, 1965 -
Sarcasm is lost in print.
Jon Cryer
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To avoid ignorance and bullying, I've had to hide the fact that I'm a troll. You have no idea how much time and money I've spent on electrolysis and hair dye and reconstructive surgery so I can look like this.
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Nobody in show business can possibly get away with making fun of their boss.
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I would always have been the geek who's your friend. I will never be the dark guy with a sensitive side, as much as I yearn to be.
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Nothing makes logical sense in this industry.
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Mostly, I have to say as an actor, to find a character that's been rich enough for 10 seasons of shows... that's very rare.
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I grew up loving TV so much. It was such an integral part of my youth, and I was completely an Emmy geek.
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Apparently I'm not a pro cyclist.
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I just show up and try to find the joy in every situation.
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Litigation solves everything.
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Actors always have things that they're not thrilled about on a show and have a hobby of bellyaching about those things.
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I can't imagine Jon Cryer performing with the New York Philharmonic isn't one of the signs of apocalypse.
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