You can't be satirical and not be offensive to somebody.
Tom Lehrer
Recitation: by Male by Female
If they had rankings in baseball, maybe I would have been able to do the math and figure out my chances of being a professional baseball player versus a tennis player. But that was the decision-maker for me, I just thought I was better in tennis.
Jim Courier
BaseballMeThoughtBetterTennis
Flexibility has become a modern day value that everyone wants. But flexibility comes with a cost.
Maynard Webb
DayValueBecomeCostFlexibility
I am inclined to believe that it would be easier to build a new party than to save the Democratic Party from itself.
Michelle Alexander
I AmBelievePartyNewBuildWould
People know my background and for people who need an improviser, I'm one of the people they think to use if I'm appropriate for the part.
Jason Mantzoukas
PeopleThinkKnowNeedBackground
I sure don't miss going out on auditions!
Dinah Manoff
OutMissAuditionsGoingSure
Oh, I can spot a phoney a mile away.
Dolly Parton
I CanAwayOhSpotMilePhoney
The soldier above all others prays for peace, for it is the soldier who must suffer and bear the deepest wounds and scars of war.
Douglas MacArthur
PeaceWarScarsVeterans DayBear
The beauty of the Internet is that there's no space limit.
David Tang
BeautySpaceInternetLimit
Regardless of what one's attitude towards prohibition may be, temperance is something against which, at a time of war, no reasonable protest can be made.
William Lyon Mackenzie King
AttitudeTimeWarProhibitionMay
Being unapologetic about my body, my sexuality, my life's decisions is a political belief that, as a feminist, I strongly espouse.
Swara Bhaskar
LifeDecisionsPoliticalBodyBelief
Any book that can help you survive the slings and arrows of adolescence is a book to love for life; 'The Catcher in the Rye' did just that, and I still do love it.
Libba Bray
LifeLoveSurviveBookHelpYou
The answer is not to standardize education, but to personalize and customize it to the needs of each child and community. There is no alternative. There never was.
Ken Robinson
EducationCommunityChildNeverEach
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