Tony Randall Quotes

The real thing is, you should be seeing these plays in the Theatre. That's what they were written for. That's where the enjoyment is. Studying them is no enjoyment whatsoever.

Tony Randall

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: actor
  • Nationality: american
  • Birth: February 26, 1920 - May 17, 2004

Topics

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I'm a little different from all those conservation types.

Jim Fowler

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The example that America knows how to govern itself is one of the compelling aspects of our national security.

Jim Mattis

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My mom was very affectionate but also very loud. My whole house was very loud. My father screamed, my mother screamed - everybody screamed.

Michael De Luca

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I will beat Andre Ward. I will knock out Andre Ward. He's a pound-for-pound king, but I will beat him.

Tony Bellew

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Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

Robert A. Heinlein

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I live, I shop almost exclusively on the Internet. I've bought cars on the Internet. I watch television, I do everything on it. I even watch my son online.

Tom Ford

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If you're not in the WWE and bouncing around in the Indy shows, you're not with the best.

Rob Van Dam

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I take a lot of pride in managing to be funny without having a victim at the end of my joke. I laugh at a really dark joke as much as the next person, but my jokes, I feel, don't have to hurt anybody to be really funny.

Ross Mathews

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I punch left-handed.

Mike Weir

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The reason why you were allowed to get away with that in the '60s and '70s is because this country's racist administrative policies were such that rich white kids were getting exemptions. I said no exemptions.

Montel Williams

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I majored in geology in college but have majored in Herbert Hoover ever since.

Lou Henry Hoover

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When I hear somebody like Hayes Carll write a song that's touching and poignant and sad and funny all at the same time, it motivates me to step my game up and try to figure out a way to get more different emotions into one line or one song.

Jason Isbell

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