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Ross Mathews Quotes

I take a lot of pride in managing to be funny without having a victim at the end of my joke. I laugh at a really dark joke as much as the next person, but my jokes, I feel, don't have to hurt anybody to be really funny.

Ross Mathews

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: entertainer
Nationality: american
Birth: September 24, 1979

Topics

Funny Hurt Pride End Feel Laugh

Civility, politeness, it's like a cement in a society: binds it together. And when we lose it, then I think we all feel lesser and slightly dirty because of it.

Jeremy Irons

Together Society Think Feel Lose

I love guacamole and think about it a lot when I'm supposed to be thinking about language.

Meg Wolitzer

Love Think Thinking Language About

Adele's voice is incredible. Chet Baker also has one of my favorite voices of all time, and so does Joni Mitchell. And Frank Black. Oh, and Stevie Nicks.

Megan Boone

Time Voice Black Voices Incredible

As far as I'm concerned I've never had a problem with anybody, no rivalry.

Soundarya

Problem Never Rivalry Far Concerned

Don't get hung up on the size. If you feel bad about yourself because a 12 is what fits, take a Sharpie, and write '6' on the label.

Stacy London

Fitness Yourself Feel You Bad Size

I'm just like you. I enjoy the forbidden fruits in life, too.

Mike Tyson

Life Enjoy You Fruits Just Like

I loved the idea of seeing the world through a boy's eyes.

Martin Scorsese

Eyes World Loved Seeing Boy Through

Ice skating is very difficult. It takes a lot of discipline and a lot of hard work. It's fun, but you are there on the ice every morning freezing and trying to do these moves and these tricks.

Michelle Trachtenberg

Work Hard Work Morning Discipline

As the director of a film, as the story teller, you have to keep your voice alive.

Mira Nair

Voice Story You Alive Director Film

It's always a pleasure to find something that matters.

Don Cornelius

Find Matters Always Pleasure

Dolph Ziggler is a name you'll remember. It will stand out, and you'll know it before you even meet me.

Dolph Ziggler

Me Name Stand Remember You Meet

History is not reassuring on the subject of the longevity of seemingly lasting great nations, is it?

Dick Cavett

History Great Longevity Reassuring