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Trevor Noah Quotes

Most of my show is true; like, 90% of everything I say on stage is true. I just have to find the way to make it funny - that's the difficult thing.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: south african
Birth: February 20, 1984

Topics

Funny Find Say True Way Difficult

Bats have no bankers and they do not drink and cannot be arrested and pay no tax and, in general, bats have it made.

Tax Drink Pay Cannot Made General

My earlier award was also based on a close collaborative effort.

Effort Award Close Based Earlier

The struggle these veterans face receiving adequate care for PTSD and depression is a tragedy that needs to be addressed, which is why I cosponsored the Clay Hunt SAV Act.

Depression Struggle Face Care Why

When I go into a steakhouse and order a steak, I'll order the cut of my choice, and I'll order it black and blue. And I'll ask them to bring it with my first course, and I'll just let it sit there.

Blue Black Choice Go Ask First

My symphonies would have reached Opus 100 if I had but written them down... Sometimes I am so full of music, and so overflowing with melody, that I find it simply impossible to write down anything.

Robert Schumann

Music I Am Impossible Find Down

Donald Trump - you can say a lot of negative things about him, and I do, and I think he's completely unprepared for the office, and he lacks the fabric to lead this nation, but if there's one thing that he understands, it's branding and how to navigate the media.

Michael Avenatti

Negative Think Media You Say Office

Some nights I lie awake at night thinking, 'What's going to stop someone from smashing a chair through my window and coming in the house at two in the morning?' It is very unnerving. It's a realistic scare, which is the worst kind of scare that you could have.

Morning Lie Window Night Thinking

Rather than giving people an inflated view of themselves, we need to give them concrete reasons to feel good about themselves.

Martin Seligman

Good People Feel Good View Giving

Ideas seem to come from everywhere - my life, everything I see, hear, and read, and most of all, from my imagination. I have a lot of imagination.

Life Imagination Ideas My Life See

You know, there's that temptation in interviews to make yourself sound - well, to give yourself a bit of mystery.

Yourself Mystery You Temptation Know

There's all kinds of ways to be misunderstood, and one of them is via the interview.

Misunderstood Interview Kinds Ways

Common sense is often underrated.

Ashlan Gorse Cousteau

Common Sense Common Sense Underrated

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