Simon Rich Quotes

I read the Bible when I was 12 while studying for my bar mitzvah. I was also reading a lot of Dilbert comics at the time, and I guess the two kind of got fused in my mind. I've always imagined God as an irrational, distractible boss. It's my best explanation for our planet.

Simon Rich

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GodTimeBestBossMindReading

Up until the age of 13, girls are confident, and they feel like they can conquer the world. Then adolescence sets in, and girls lose their confidence. And 'Seventeen' is really about them taking an hour out of their month, unplugging, lying on their bed, and reading a magazine that believes in them.

Joanna Coles

ConfidenceAgeWorldReadingConquer

When you surround yourself with like-minded athletes who are all going through the same thing as you, it gives you more drive and strength to get through those moments when you don't want to do it any more, when you think it's hard.

Jessica Fox

StrengthYourselfSurround Yourself

We can never get around to being one nation under God if we can't even get around to being one Church under God.

Tony Evans

GodChurchNeverNationBeingGet

In 1998 I invested in the Hunter Centre for Entrepreneurship at Strathclyde Uni and subsequently put more capital into enterprise education to try and help change the culture.

Tom Hunter

EducationChangeCultureHelpTry

From a young kid, I was quite interested in religion.

Russell Crowe

ReligionYoungKidInterestedQuite

Magic trick: to make people disappear, ask them to fulfill their promises.

Mason Cooley

PeoplePromisesMagicAskDisappear

It's amazing to see anyone come out, let alone tell you they have been waiting so long. They are loyal people, our fans.

Dolores O'Riordan

AloneWaitingPeopleAmazingYou

I totally support women working on their relationships, their careers, or whatever they need to do to be healthy moms, but it's also important to realize you may not have as much time as you think.

Constance Marie

WomenTimeSupportThinkYouNeed

Not everyone can look the same, so as long as you look the best that you can look and you feel good, that's all that matters.

Ashlan Gorse Cousteau

GoodBestFeel GoodFeelYouLook

The aliens coming and wiping our electricity and having technical power over us... we don't know what's out there. It something that seems so fictional, but it's something that's possible.

Seychelle Gabriel

PowerElectricityKnowPossibleOver

Every time you read a poem aloud to yourself in the presence of others, you are reading it into yourself and them. Voice helps to carry words farther and deeper than the eye.

Seamus Heaney

TimeWordsYourselfEyeReadingYou

The pre-owned market allows us to reach customers who really want an Apple device but can't really reach that point. I think it is great for people, or otherwise, we wouldn't we doing it. If we were not proud of the product, we wouldn't be doing it.

Tim Cook

GreatPeopleProudThinkDoingWant

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