Steven Wright Quotes

Very rarely do I talk off the top of my head on stage. I'm not an improv guy. I'm a writer-guy who presents what he's written.

Steven Wright

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My joy as a writer is circling around and around and down and down to find out who the real person is.

Jill McCorkle

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It's feast or famine in showbiz.

Joan Rivers

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The cloud has become the next-generation supercomputer, and the smartphone has provided the revolution to spur its use.

Jerry Yang

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Certainly adding fats in the form of oils is fattening and unhealthy, but naturally fat-rich foods like nuts and seeds have profound cardiovascular benefits.

Joel Fuhrman

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Everybody's for democracy in principle. It's only in practice that the thing gives rise to stiff objections.

Meg Greenfield

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We need to stand up and become a united front against a common enemy. It's important for us to not be divided.

John Leguizamo

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My hair journey has been lots of fun. I have always loved wigs and pieces, so I am never tied down to one style.

Angela Robinson

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Boxing was not something I truly enjoyed. Like a lot of things in life, when you put the gloves on, it's better to give than to receive.

Sugar Ray Leonard

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Anyone who goes on 'The X Factor' to make big money will be in for a big shock.

Simon Cowell

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There can be a science to joke writing, there are certainly rules and patterns that can be followed, but I think most of the best comedy goes beyond the rules.

Robin Ince

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Give me good digestion, Lord, And also something to digest; but where and how that something comes I leave to Thee, who knoweth best.

Mary Webb

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The dynamic of globalisation in financial and economic terms, but also in geopolitical terms, confronts Europeans with a stark choice: live together, share a common destiny and count in the world; or face the prospect of disunity and decline.

Jose Manuel Barroso

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