Steven Wright Quotes

Comedians are sociologists. We're pointing out stuff that the general public doesn't even stop to think about, looking at life in slow-motion and questioning everything we see.

Steven Wright

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LifeLookingThinkStopSeeOut

I'm obsessed with books. When a good book hits me, it's all I can think about and all I can do.

Jessie Cave

GoodMeBookThinkI CanGood Book

Soon I learned that the worse the puns and jokes, the funnier they could be, if you knew how to deliver them.

John Lasseter

YouJokesWorseDeliverSoonKnew

Life is short, so enjoy it to the fullest.

John Walters

LifeLife Is ShortShortEnjoy

The more people who see a film, the more life it has. But I don't like when people watch DVDs and look at two scenes, but they don't look at the whole movie. Or they sit and talk to each other. You should always watch a movie all the way through.

John Singleton

LifePeopleYouLookWayTalk

We're all confused and have problems and struggles.

Sonny Sandoval

ProblemsConfusedStruggles

Size is not a reality, but a construct of the mind; and space a construct to contain constructs.

Robert Anton Wilson

SpaceMindRealitySizeConstruct

Anyone can do any amount of work, provided it isn't the work he is supposed be doing at that moment.

Robert Benchley

WorkMomentDoingHeSupposedAny

I worked at a place that followed a system where the quarterback was taught to take the sack rather than force the throw. That's kind of an old-school theory, but it has existed in this game.

Mike McCarthy

GamePlaceKindSystemForceTake

Anything that promotes a kernel of science, even though it's exaggerated and hyped by Hollywood, I think is a step forward. We in the ivory tower ultimately have to realize that in some sense we have to sing for our supper.

Michio Kaku

ScienceStepForwardThinkHollywood

I have a lot of teenage readers and readers in their early twenties. My writing style appeals to them. And if they look at my picture on the back of the book, they don't see someone who looks like their mother.

Julia Quinn

MotherStyleWritingBookPicture

It is better to lose everything you have to keep the balance of justice level, than to live a life of petty privilege devoid of true freedom.

Bryant H. McGill

LifeLiveFreedomJusticeBalance

No tribe unites with another of its own free will.

Arthur Keith

FreeFree WillWillTribeOwn

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