Steven Wright Quotes

If one synchronised swimmer drowns, do all the rest have to drown too?

Steven Wright

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RestDrownTooSwimmer

It is made the duty of every Commanding Officer in the Department, to arrest and send to these Headquarters, under guard, every officer or soldier who may be found absent from his command, without the regular leave in writing, prescribed by Regulations and General Orders.

John Hunt Morgan

WritingDutySoldierWithoutLeave

The World Bank adjusts its poverty estimates for differences in prices across countries, but it ignores differences in needs.

Angus Deaton

WorldPovertyDifferencesBankNeeds

We go on a lot in this country about offences being caused by drugs. The truth is just as many offences are caused by drink. And that should be taken into account.

Jeffrey Archer

TruthTruth IsCountryGoDrink

You've got to be dedicated and throw yourself into parts and auditions in a way that is completely selfless.

Sophie Kennedy Clark

YourselfSelflessYouWayGotThrow

Golf is a game of ego, but it is also a game of integrity: the most important thing is you do what is right when no one is looking.

Tom Watson

IntegrityLookingGameEgoGolfYou

I love entertaining and making people laugh. It's my favorite thing to do.

Miranda Cosgrove

LovePeopleLaughEntertainingThing

If I'm feeling something, I have a lot of different ways to express it, you know? I can write an article about it. I can write a screenplay about it. I can act in someone's thing.

Josh Radnor

SomeoneYouFeelingI CanKnowAct

After Fergie and Prince Andrew honeymooned at Le Touessrok in Mauritius, Bobby, my late husband, and I were first to stay in their suite. We enjoyed the benefits - all the spoils and the special luxuries. We practically had our own private beach, and it was most romantic.

Cilla Black

RomanticBeachHusbandLateSpecial

If I were Goldberg or Brock Lesnar, I wouldn't want to have to go on after me and Randy. From their standpoint, I wouldn't want to be them and have to go on after us.

Bray Wyatt

MeGoWantUsThemAfter

Callousness and insolence bring to bare unanimous social condemnation, while the simple efforts of politeness are admired; even in those who are otherwise despised.

Bryant H. McGill

SimplePolitenessBringSocialEven

The thing people don't get about Indian films is that the songs are the story.

Asif Kapadia

PeopleStoryGetSongsIndianAbout

The road is a lonely place, and that sounds like a cliche, you know, like what is my life?

Artie Lange

LifeRoadLonelyMy LifeYouPlace

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